Help ! New to programming and building a time Machine !

[BobK]

Hi Joe,

Thank you for the write up. There should be some sort of requirement to "read this first" before being able to log on but that would deter the people that are in a "hurry" to finish a complete design by tomorrow morning.

It's frustrating!

We were all noobs at one time or another! As for the time machine idea, I think you will need a bigger PIC or maybe many PICs with an RS485 link between them all.

BobK

[skimask]

As for the time machine idea, I think you will need a bigger PIC or maybe many PICs with an RS485 link between them all.
BobK

The new PICs coming on line have a QFI (Quantum Foam Interface) module for instantaneous submolecular state transposition, as well as employing a MPTE (Multi Phase Turbo Enacabulator)...see below...

Engineers last week were avidly reading a pamphlet published by
Arthur D. Little, Inc., a venerable Cambridge, Mass, chemical and
engineering research firm. Title: The Turbo-Encabulator in Industry.
Excerpts: " ... Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection
to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply
inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but
would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal
grammeters. Such a machine is the 'Turbo-Encabulator'. "The original
machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a
malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving
bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. ... The main
winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic
semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being
connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential
girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters. "Forty-one manestically
spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream
a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative
tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities
given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of
retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's
annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a
metapolar refractive pilfrometer . . . but up to the present date nothing
has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. ... 
"Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level
of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating
nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is
required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating
dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration."

Need I say more?

[mackrackit]

The new PICs coming on line have a QFI (Quantum Foam Interface) module for instantaneous submolecular state transposition, as well as employing a MPTE (Multi Phase Turbo Enacabulator)

Would the be MicroChips

∞Fxxx

I bet the data sheet is in continuous loop format.

[b1arrk5]

Here I've wasted three years on flux capacitors! I hope Darrel gets the time-warp interrupts into Instant Interrupts 2008, I'd hate to miss my worm-hole because I was in a PicBasic pause command, and I refuse to build a time machine that uses assembly language. Will this make Long variables all relative?

When I started programming we used punch cards, and the computer processor had tubes in it. The 'Impact' printer was housed in a cabinet because you couldn't stand the noise. An 18FXXX is more powerful than the computers that put a man on the moon. No wonder that it takes more than an hour to learn all that they are capable of. I've been learning for over thirty years now, and I'm still not finished.

Hey Joe, can I borrow the time machine, my homework is due tomorrow!

Jerry.

[Archangel]

Here I've wasted three years on flux capacitors! I hope Darrel gets the time-warp interrupts into Instant Interrupts 2008, I'd hate to miss my worm-hole because I was in a PicBasic pause command, and I refuse to build a time machine that uses assembly language. Will this make Long variables all relative?

When I started programming we used punch cards, and the computer processor had tubes in it. The 'Impact' printer was housed in a cabinet because you couldn't stand the noise. An 18FXXX is more powerful than the computers that put a man on the moon. No wonder that it takes more than an hour to learn all that they are capable of. I've been learning for over thirty years now, and I'm still not finished.

Hey Joe, can I borrow the time machine, my homework is due tomorrow!

Jerry.

Hi Jerry,
I remember those big monsters, My Dad worked a while in a computer bookkeeping business
and I remember studying fortran because My Dad had the manuals. Took up the whole room!
That big, Iron Business Machine! I even scrapped one out once, the printer was 600 pounds.

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