Be helpful otherwise go get a life, have a Beer, etc etc

[T.Jackson]

"When you do good things for others, you do good things for your health. You may also be doing good things for the health of your community, research now shows. An Ontario study on the health benefits of volunteering reveals that it not only improves self-esteem and combats social isolation, but also reduces the impact of stress on the body, lowering blood pressure and even bolstering the immune system."

Throw in: "For the greater good of humanity" and I like that response. Of course you would need to make reference to those claims -- they're not yours.

Trent Jackson