“ The first reason” he says as he is comfortably seated “ the first reason is……………….. "


Mhhhhh, I will tell you the story of a youg man, but fist of all, please, gimme my pipe and tobacco;

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A young man was preparing to leave his house one morning only to find that the rear tyre on the bicycle he was preparing to use was flat, “damn” he thought ,” just what I need on a cold morning like this “, so he retrieved the pump and sets about pumping the tyre but it did not inflate ”typical” he grumbled to himself ” this is going to make me late for work, I simply do not have time to deal with this” so he asked a neighbour to give him a lift in.
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Alain