My date this weekend.

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Now, she has a masters degree in education so she's not stupid.

There's the problem right there. 25 Y/O. Probably just got out of school. All book learning, no real life.
Time to do some real life training... Chikka-chikka-bow-wow... (Quagmire...)- Giga-dee-giga-dee-goo OH