Hi Simran

I don’t 'normally' do absolution or forgiveness outside of strict confessional hours...

But, here’s a joint business proposition...

Let's create a non-denominational website (like this forum), whereby people can log-in (with an anonymous nickname) and confess their sins to the world... at the bottom of the page you can have a button called ‘absolution’ which would direct the user to an entry screen whereby they can check on/off various sins, murder, adultery, theft, etc etc, and when they have completed their entry the computer will determine a penalty and invite entry of the users Credit-Card details (secure server required). If the Card payment is successful, then absolution is granted. Disclaimer is required here that the grant of absolution is for relief of their own conscience and wallet only and should not be regarded as imunity from any future civil or criminal prosecution.

We can then split the proceeds between us and with the money we have earned we can go out into the world and do good deeds. Personally, my first good deed will be to buy a Hummer because I really feel the need to save the planet...