LMAO! Well even drunk you got it Take one of those...

Well explanation is easy, but i will make it simple and skip some information.

LCDOUT $FE,1
LCDOUT "MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007 "
LCDOUT $FE,$C0
LCDOUT "***FROM YOUR FRIEND SOUGATA IN INDIA****"

There you fill the LCD memory/buffer...plahplahplah

LOOP:
LCDOUT $FE, $18
PAUSE 500
GOTO LOOP

For this one, open a HD44780 LCD datasheet, and find the 'Cursor or display shift' Register. Now, read the S/C bit information. You don't like the way it move, set the R/L bit.

EDIT: Yup Flotulopex, you got it!