And when you find a spare moment;

I need code in binary please & full schematics in Protel format please to measure the speed of sub-atomic dark matter particles in a vacume, as they pass through a 1/2 eaten snickers bar, at -900 degrees kelvin, on the dark side of the moon, 10+E1200 meters from the event horizon of a black hole, at full moon, in the 3rd cycle. Can you help?

No hurry. I have 12 minutes before my ship departs....;o}