Looking for a TOY

[Melanie]

Darrel... Now, instead of getting bored, you should be thinking of useful applications of technology... Do us girls have to think of everything? (And if it turns into the world's best selling add-on (or should it be 'strap-on?') for Robo, don't forget my cut!)...

Client: "Hey Robo!"
Robosapien: "Uh-huh"
Client: "Go strutt your stuff..."
Robosapien: "Uh-huh"
Client: "Listen you dumb Robot, you're holding the vibrator by the wrong end"
Robosapien: "Uh-huh"

... a dozen sets of D-Cells and much later...

Client: "Robo... Did the earth move for you too?"
Robosapien: "Uh-huh"

Hey Bruce... one for the wife... you never know, afterwards she might even let you budget for that HP Logic Analyser you always wanted...

Legal Note: Only consenting Robots over the age of eighteen were used in the making of these pictures. Props provided by AdultToys-R-Us.

[Darrel Taylor]

Melanie,

I can tell from his eyes that he's not even "Turned On".

I guess you've completed drained his "D" cells.

Perhaps one of my boys can help.

http://www.darreltaylor.com/files/Mels_Toys.wmv

Sorry, didn't have an "Toy" available.

P.S. Yes, I know it looks like he's doing something else.
(bad camera angle)

[Melanie]

mmmmm a threesome....

Yes, poor thing was getting a bit limp and lifeless towards the end... (LED's don't show up in Camera Flash either - perhaps it was in red-eye reduction mode!).

*laughs* At last programming skills put to good use!