I consider Chocolate as Mission Critical…

You know the Government tells us that we need to eat five portions of vegetables each day to stay healthy…

Chocolate comes from a bean… beans are pulses… pulses are right in the middle of the vegetable family, so that makes chocolate squarely a vegetable…

I believe everything our Government says… yup… every word…

PS… there is (almost) nothing as sensual as eating chocolate wearing just thigh-high dominatrix boots with long spiky heels… you should try it, it'll change your outlook on life forever…