Humor, advice, salvation - I think we have made a Hallmark moment perhaps?

I am at work and cannot try this yet, but was eager to thank you. I tried so many configurations on both the '88 and '683 that I cannot be positive that this is the whole solution. Surely you are right that "verify" shall be proof beyond doubt; I feel the fool for not having considered this myself.

In the case that I have not another opportunity in advance, I wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. All the best to you and yours throughout the holiday season.