Sure, I can write it in Klingon, here you go:
bIpIv'a',
wej qarbej qay' neH 'ach wa'DIch 'oH vIlegh:
Code:
DEFINE LCD_DREG PORTC 
DEFINE LCD_DBIT 2   '<---laH neH 'oH 0 4 pagh-pagh "start SoH" aribtrary 'emDaq-neH 0 4 pagh.
Obviously I have NO idea if that's correct though, I speak Klingon like I speak C - not at all... :-)
Here's the translator I used.

Anyway, I think we've had enough fun for now. Darrels Routine will most likely be the answer if the OP wants to stick with PBP.

/Henrik.