1. Mainly, I'd be embarrased at posting my code (like I say I code what works within the confines of my very basic programming abilities...and it's not elegant!!)...I'm not quite ready to expose my unfeasibly small gonads to the programming world!

2. Even though it's rough (& probably laughable to you guys!)...I've actually spent (on & off) ages constructing the overall flow within the program & wouldn't want it posted on a public forum where some on other (non pic) forums could see what I've done!
What do you have to be embarrassed about? You are working hard on a project, that is something to be proud of. If some one thinks your code is not "elegant" who cares what they think! If someone laughs? Again, who cares what those people think. "Those" people are not even worth the time of day.

Keep working and be proud of your accomplishments!!!